Blaaachhh

Huuaahhhh

Sniiighh

And repeat, several times daily.

I feel so ick, who knows what freakin virus this is, if it's a Norwalk-like, the H1N1, regular old influenza, the 9 month flu, whatever. I don't care what it is, but my stomach feels like it's slowly turning inside out. The nausea centre in my brain is having a whoop whoop. And it's perfectly timed with a water main break.

Shit.